fab scouser on Jeremy Kyle

[joggerjayne]

Girl on Jeremy Kyle now ...

She is just hilarious ... I LOVE it !!

[lexie..]

I had to put the subtitles on, I couldn't understand a word she says.

[joggerjayne]

lol

[lexie..]

A northern Vicky Pollard....................LOL.

[lexie..]

well he sorted them out didn't he?
Good ol' jeremy.
:-)

[joggerjayne]

I thought Vicky Pollard WAS from the north !?

[joggerjayne]

Jeremy lost his rag a bit !

[lexie..]

Nah........................she's from London.....................innit.

[Joy1]

hey, I'm a Norvrner, you two,,,lol
VP, I am not either,,,pmsl

But I have to say how toe-curlingly cringing it is when you see one of your Geordie brethren on there, I think they deliberatley go for the accent buisness,,yeuckkkkkkk
loads of chains,studs and tattoos, thats just the Chantelles!
joy x

[joggerjayne]

" ... innit ... "

Because she's ... Greek ?

?

=0)

[lexie..]

Isn't that how they talk in chav land?......innit?

[joggerjayne]

We wouldn't know, would we darling !

Neither would we care !!

=0)

[lexie..]

I wouldn't know either Jayne, but I've seen it on the telly.
daaahhhling................
;-)

[joggerjayne]

Lexie ...

Best way !

See them on the telly, but keep well away.

=0)

(I know, I know ... there are bits of Brighton which are inhabited by the shell suit brigade ... eeuuughh !)

[lexie..]

Ahh, but do they live there or just day trippers?

[joggerjayne]

Unfortunately ... they live there.

I might have to move down the road to "Hove Actually"

LOL

[Bbbananas]

I know what you mean JJ - I saw them!
I got 'squirted' by two little toerags with a water gun (sauntering casually by the nudist beach on the way back to the marina). Little s0ds got me right in the ear. I called the ringleader a little tw@t, & then realised he was with a family of gypsies camped out by the roadside watching him. They didn't take kindly to their little dahling being called such a name..... I thought they would come for my throat so walked away rather quickly. Mother was in a shellsuit & father with nothing apart from nylon shorts & a beer belly.

[joggerjayne]

Oh, Salla ...

Daddy can be such a bore. I'm sorry ... and I'll speak to him about the nylon shorts.

LOL

[lexie..]

LOL salla, it sounds like an episode of Benidorm.
:-)

[joggerjayne]

Brightondorm

[lexie..]

Could be a whole new comedy show Jayne, tell them you thought of it first.
;-)