A Little Old Man Walks Into A...

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis."

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[heavist sarcastic accent ever used ever in the entire history of mankind:]
Whoa, I've never heard that one before.