The Alien

[marval]

There was once an alien and a guy sitting next to each other in a bar. The alien was constantly poking the guy's cheek and saying zzzt!

Finally, the guy got so mad at the alien that he said,” If you do that one more time, I'll chop your dick off!''
Again, the alien poked his cheek and said zzzt!

The guy said, "Okay, that's it!" He got up, grabbed the sharpest knife he could find, and pulled down the alien's pants. But was astounded to see nothing there. He then said,” Well, if you don't have a dick, then how do you have sex?"

The alien just smiled, poked the guy's cheek, and said zzzt!

[lankeela]

Well it made me giggle.

[marval]

Thank you