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Weird thoughts......................things that make you go hmmmm ( not ummmm x)
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Good Afternoon everybodymateypeeps
Just got in from busy morning dashing about...........went to sqads namesake ( "little"hampton and beyond)...........was just thinking of all those what why when who and where questions that occasionally crop up in everyday life.
like.....
At a cinema, if sitting near a total stranger, which arm rest is yours?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Do you ever wonder things and what are they, pray tell?
a pondering yogi x
Just got in from busy morning dashing about...........went to sqads namesake ( "little"hampton and beyond)...........was just thinking of all those what why when who and where questions that occasionally crop up in everyday life.
like.....
At a cinema, if sitting near a total stranger, which arm rest is yours?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Do you ever wonder things and what are they, pray tell?
a pondering yogi x
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Very philosophical yogi.
If the armrest is occupied - I just rest my arm on their leg. Makes for an interesting evening...
And why don't they sell macs? Big or otherwise.
Stretchy pingy elastic braces or braces for their teeth?
When you fall off the edge of the world.
Should be, but isn't. I don;'t think.
Yes. I often wonder all sorts of weird and wonderful things. Many of which I ask on here, just for people to think I've lost the plot....
If the armrest is occupied - I just rest my arm on their leg. Makes for an interesting evening...
And why don't they sell macs? Big or otherwise.
Stretchy pingy elastic braces or braces for their teeth?
When you fall off the edge of the world.
Should be, but isn't. I don;'t think.
Yes. I often wonder all sorts of weird and wonderful things. Many of which I ask on here, just for people to think I've lost the plot....
Hiya Another view and ummmm ( x for ummmm )
Tv's..............who knows?
Ok.....try these AV
What is Satan's last name?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Tv's..............who knows?
Ok.....try these AV
What is Satan's last name?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
:0)
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
:0)
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavourings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
How come cats bums go up when you pet them?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his bum?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavourings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
How come cats bums go up when you pet them?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his bum?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
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