traditional sayings

[slinky.kate]

'if you sneeze 3 times it means,ones a wish,twos a kiss and threes a disappointment.
itchy hands-(R) MEET SOMEONE,(l) money
if you bang your funny bone dont rub it or it will bring bad luck


'tell me yours'????????

[Ankou]

if you play with it too much you'll go blind

[slinky.kate]

if you get hiccups,you've been pinching the sugar

[secsee1]

He who smelt it dealt it.

[jason.p]

My wife always has to say "Good day my lord" when she sees a Magpie. Anyone know where that comes from??

[joggerjayne]

If you post on Slinky's thread, your bum will fall off.

[joggerjayne]

Oh ... my ... God ... !!!!

Aaaaaaaghhhh !!!

[Ankou]

if jayne's bum falls off, there is an earthquake in tibet

[joggerjayne]

=0(

[Bbbananas]

That's not very nice is it JJ?
Mine would cause a tsunami, but I always thought yours to be pert and petite.

[Ankou]

jayne, i was really alluding to you being a butterfly.

[Bbbananas]

A butterfly bum? What a pretty thought.... Red Admiral Jayne? Or Cabbage White?

[joggerjayne]

Aah, very clever Ankou.

Mine sticks out a bit because of the running I do. My friends all say that they could stand their wins glass on my butt.

=0o

I think they mean it in a nice way.

Anyway ... back to these sayings ... !

[joggerjayne]

salla ...

Mine is never white ...

If I can't get a sun bum tan, I'll have a spray.

I can't do pasty bums.

[slinky.kate]

do we have to use my thread to chat about jayne's bum? ha ha.
at least she wont need a sledge to sit on when she goes sledging.

[bundotich]

In kenya a tribe by the nandi you cannot shelter with leaf then you destroy it.

[joggerjayne]

Sorry, Kate. We got sidetracked.

About cocky people, people say they have "more front than Brighton"

We never say that here ... but we will substitute any other seaside town (even if we have no idea what it's like).

So ... more front than Blackpool ... or, more front than Weymouth.

[Ankou]

if a man you don't know suddenly gives you flowers, he's a stalker

[joggerjayne]

If a man you DO know suddenly gives you flowers, he's having an affair.

[Ankou]

if a man you DID know suddenly gives you flowers, then you are probably dead

[mazie]

never cast a clout till may be out