Maybe this:
One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pairs of Don Alverso tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonian warriors in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the second sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine diabetic, apathetic, sympathetic bald-headed old men on rollerskates
with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul, stall around the corner of the quo of the quay and get queezy at the very same time