Velcro...What a rip-off...

[bigbrain_biggerego99]

I believe there are several species of velcro.
Theres Normal velcro:
Fastens well but gets annoying bits of string in...
Tough velcro:
Fastens well but will never open again resulting in a tearful goodbye to the money in your pocket.
Takeshi's Castle velcro:
Looks like it will stick, but a suit of it won't even go on a wall, then gets ruined by going in 'the drink'.
"Velcro" velcro:
Made look like velcro but doesn't seem to hold, but then it will, and then it won't etc.
Gordon Brown velcro:
Apparently meant to do something, but just stays there and doesn't fulfill its purpose...

Does anyone have any more species of velcro to add...?

[benny3008]

lol, i like takeshis castle one. hehehe. :-) I can think of another one but i dont know what its called, both sides are like the same but they are stiff spikes, its a bit like stickle bricks but smaller prongs/spikes, whatever you wanna call 'em.

[bigbrain_biggerego99]

Hi, sorry about the delay.
No, I never got to the bottom of it. The thread was removed and I couldn't be bothered e-mailing that person.

I'm not unhappy about that, though. It was removed for the best.
However it was a coincidence.

PS
Pussy, can I thank you for all of your jokes on my Joke thread. Thanks.