The Monday Afternoon Rant.........today....."24"

[yogi-bear]

The show is currently showing on Sky One, and i got to thinking when watching the other night....and it's been on my mind for several years now.

If it's done in real time.....

1. When do these people eat?
2. When do they get some sleep?
3. When do the men shave and look so fresh after a few hours?
4. When does anyone go for a pee?
5. Following on from that, when do they go and have a good 'ole crap?
6. How come there is ALWAYS a cliffhanger right on the top of the hour ( 11.59.59am secs etc )
7. How come Jack Bauer whispers all his lines like he's got a bad dose of constipation?
8. Talking of Bauer, How many ilves has he got, For Funks Sake?
9. When do they have a drink of anything?
10. How can knowone not swear with all the events going on?
11. How can Jack Bauer go undercover, if literally the whole world know of him from his past adventures? Does he wear a mask?
12. How come the baddies are always from the same places?.....The Middle East, Russia etc

and

12. Why is it that when terrorists are targeting the US, they want to get it done in 24 hours.....i know....ALL OF THE ABOVE!!

Will i keep watching it?........Yep!..............LOL

Thank you....rant over...........any comments will self destruct in 24 hours, cos i gotta crap.

[mccfluff]

i watched the first two series then got bored :-)

how are you today yogi?

[yogi-bear]

Fine thanks, fluffpot........lovely day here on the south coast.....wall to wall sunshine and really spring-like.

Hope you're well, sweetheart and having a funky day xx

[mccfluff]

its lovely here too but unfortunatley due to my misbehaving in a thoroughly degenerate manner all weekend i'm feeling a bit pants and i'm having to keep the blinds closed as the sun is hurting my eyes :-( all i can think of os bring on 5.45 i'll be home and back in bed!

[yogi-bear]

LOL....Jedward.....can see why Edward's traumatised what with Simon Cowell's antics.

Me?.......a right old moaner?......groaner.. yes....moaner possibly depends on the occasion....the neighbouring bears do complain sometimes.

[yogi-bear]

Oh, Fluffy, sorry you feeling rough today, my lovely..........be home soon and then you can relax....nice radox and feet up xx

[mccfluff]

thanks yogi but it was all my own fault and i had a great deal of fun, 3/4 hour to go!

[yogi-bear]

"Starrrrr trekinnnnn' across the universe"...................

[mccfluff]

oh scheise i have that song in my head now

[yogi-bear]

You were only tryin' to enjoy yourself, fluffy....as you deserve too......just lash it up on a Saturday night, so at least you have Sunday to recover, before the working week begins.......

41 mins to go, honey xxx

[yogi-bear]

"Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill;.... Fluffy, beam me up!"

[pericat]

Hi yogi - to answer no. 5 - they are too tightly wound to have a really good one - that happens the next day therefore 7 should come as no surprise.

[yogi-bear]

Hold up......how can we go from discussing "24" to singing Star Trekkin', which is now firmly piggin' rooted into my brain too?....aaarrgghhhhhhhhhhhh!!

I'll go and listen to Jedwards tune.....it's a little bit better.....but not a lot! :0)

[yogi-bear]

Knew i could count on you, peri xx

How's you today, honey?

[pericat]

Hi yogi - this is a good day. Eldest son has started on the path to become a driving instructor. And all is (at the moment ) smooth. Did you know there is currently a competition to find a new recipe to use spam eh eh

[pericat]

Oh and my youngest met JLS at the weekend

[yogi-bear]

Hi peri again

Sorry for the delay....din din's.....Great news about your eldest....driving instructor eh?.......he can come and teach my four......LOL

Youngest daughter met JLS too.......was that part of a competition or at a concert/cd/book event?.....bet she was soooooo excited........i think she's 12, is'nt she........how lovely for her.

Take care. Peri.....i'm off now and have a wonderful evening

love yogi xxx