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Hell no! ;o)
And before you say another word, it's time we had a talk . . . here:
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Cweusly!
And before you say another word, it's time we had a talk . . . here:
[email protected]
Cweusly!
Theland, Sancturies are no longer immune from the "Latest Posts" log, inspite of location, age or size. You've already exposed priviledged info to the WWW. We'll just have to find another secure location to spill our guts.
Oh well, nice try. :o)
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Oh well, nice try. :o)
[email protected]
I just feel like my kecks are round my ankles and flash bulbs are going off!
Woe is me! I have donned my L plates again, as finding it difficult to post in polite company. Keep spilling soup on my shirt and breaking wind at the wrong moment. Which leads me on to say, is there ever a right moment to break wind?
Oh the curse of flatulence, or rather the curse of inapproriate execution of this most normal of functions.
Nice people don't fart - or do they?
There's the rub, the ultimate test of honesty and integrity.
Admit and be ashamed or deny and live the lie.
An uncomfortable choice eh what?
Woe is me! I have donned my L plates again, as finding it difficult to post in polite company. Keep spilling soup on my shirt and breaking wind at the wrong moment. Which leads me on to say, is there ever a right moment to break wind?
Oh the curse of flatulence, or rather the curse of inapproriate execution of this most normal of functions.
Nice people don't fart - or do they?
There's the rub, the ultimate test of honesty and integrity.
Admit and be ashamed or deny and live the lie.
An uncomfortable choice eh what?
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Fess up bez! Not even the pope is immune from the Creator's peculiar sense of humour. Butt . . . with the proper agility and a bit of luck, one can manage to sneek one off in silent fashion. Even so, the nose knows. Best to hold your fire until you can find seclusion, or in loo of, a proper crowd where no one would dare point an accusatory finger for fear of the appearance of attempting to make someone else a scapegoat . . . and pray like hell a tell tail squeek don't betray you, poker face and all . . . "Traitor!"
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