Your Country Needs You

[oscarina]

New Eurovision show on Friday to find song and singer for Eurovision! Pete Waterman penning the song! Will Britain ever win Eurovision, not with all the political votes! Show on Friday instead of Saturday! Will have to sky plus it as hubby will be be here and he can't stand Graham Norton!!

[lardhelmet]

Don't you mean "Will Britain ever win Eurovision again"?

[oscarina]

Yes sorry for the omission of Again a very important word!

[lardhelmet]

No prob - but I still think the answer's no. There was always political voting but nowhere near as bad as it is now. Apparently we fork out shedloads of cash to sponsor Eurovision - perhaps we should withdraw the dough one year and see what happens if someone else has to foot the bill

[I.Don No]

lardhelmet.....with you on that

[Mr Veritas]

We won't win with the Eurovision Song (UK) Competition arranged as it is.
We first have six (unknown singers),
We have to chose three who we like from them.
All this without knowing.hearing what Pete Watermans song is like yet!
Which means we may(and probably will) have three singers none of whom can sing the song properly
Then we will have the WIDE choice of three artists to chose from!
Just what idiot thought up such an arrangement?
A Norwegian?
.
UK Nul Points.

[brionon]

When we won it wasn't Political or when the Irish won several times? It's only when we lose right? Anyway the Vote is the Least interesting part.

[AB Editor]

I assume you've all voted here:

http://www.theanswerb...V/Question871513.html

Maybe Dave Lamb should be the actual UK entry?

Spare Ed

[mccfluff]

oh go on then, i'll sing it

[snags]

And I'll play it... what a team...

[cazzz1975]

isnt eurovision more of a political thing than a song contest? lets face it there are a lot of countries who cant wait to diss us..

[mccfluff]

deal snags, who gets the gold lame all in one?

[snags]

I do silly... or you're on your own.

[mccfluff]

ok ok, i'll stick with the fetching pink spangly number then

[snags]

We can swap outfits after the first round... but I'm keeping the stilettos...

[mccfluff]

no way, not with the way you sweat anyway you'd never walk in my platforms

where is vibes he needs to be sorting his outfit for backing vocals, ooooo we should get china in to bang a tamborine i could see that.....

[snags]

vibra is currently giving me a hand with my zipper.

The one at the back of this dress before you ask...

[mccfluff]

bit of course

[mccfluff]

and gitter?

somone get china on board we're gonna re do abba but bigger and bettererer

[snags]

Redonm ABBA? Only if I can be Agnetha. China has the beard to be Benny.