The One Show... where are they

[smurfchops]

No, I am not missing them in the least .... but where are they? If on holiday, why do they take the same week ??

[ELVIS68]

Christine Bleakley had enough of Adrian Chiles trying to mount her during each show so she walked out.
Adrian Chiles wouldn`t do the show without her so they got Chris Hollins and some other bird in.

Adrian Chiles has locked Christine Bleakley in his dressing room and is threatening suicide unless she dumps Frank Lampard.

He`s pacing up and down with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bottle of painkillers slagging Frank off, while she`s sitting on a chair smiling

[trt]

They are probably shagging somewhere in london where Lampard cant see, they say they used to shag when she first joined the 1 show.

[ELVIS68]

trt, I read your post about Alex Higgins and that you had a pub in Newmarket, what pub was it?

[trt]

Hi ELVIS68, it was the Golden Lion on the high street, did you know it?

[ELVIS68]

I`ve played pool with him in The Marquis Of Granby and won a tenner off him lol,

I`ve never been to the Golden Lion but been to the Plough in Ashley a few times, my mate has a bungalow in Newmarket in Moulton Road so we often stay there after racing, had some good nights in there

[trt]

Hi Elvis,
I think we have chatted before about a couple of years ago as I remember you telling me about a mates bungalow you stayed in Newmarket in Moulton Road.
I had a different user name then.

[ELVIS68]

trt, I recall having a chat with someone who was a cab driver in that area, might have been you?.
I haven`t been to Newmarket for a while now, we used to go to the club at the back of the square opposite your pub before racing, can`t remember the name of it, was like a conservative club

[trt]

Hi Elvis, yes that was me, retired now.
The Granby has been closed about 3 years now. The club you went in could have been the Conservative Club (now closed) or the Ashley Club built for the stable lads.

[ELVIS68]

No it wasn`t the con club, it was more like a gentlemans club, big posh looking building.

You probably know my mates bungalow, he has an old red telephone box in his front garden

ps sorry smurfchops for hijacking your thread

[trt]

I know which club you mean now just off the high street, that's closed as well but cant remember the original name. It was sold and changed its name to Kings Club buts that's closed as well as, the Orange House at the top of the town.

Yes I know the bungalow with the phone box in the garden lol.

[Canary42]

Had an amusing experience in Newmarket a couple of years ago - passing through one afternoon I stopped at The Rutland Arms as they advertised Afternoon Teas outside. Ordered a cuppa and tea-cakes from the menu only to be told they couldn't do the teacakes because the kitchen was closed during the afternoon - bizarre.
[Sorry smurfchops]

[ELVIS68]

Next time I go racing I`ll let you know and we`ll have a beer

[Canary42]

Thanks - I don't often get up that way though (live on south coast).

[trt]

The Rutland was bought out by a consortium as it had been losing money for a long time, probably because they didn't sell enough any teacakes :-)

It was such a stuffy place with old fashioned ideas etc. They were always complaining about my pub which faced it because of the noise etc, what do you expect on race days and nights when there's an extra 20,000 people in Town.

[ELVIS68]

lol, the beer invite was for trt