Britains Got Talent

[smurfchops]

Hope there are no dancers tonight ......

[smurfchops]

Nice one looby, just a little hint. After your Horlicks, before you go up the pole, make sure you do your pelvic floor exercises :)

[poodicat]

Father and son painful

[looobylooo]

lol, right, thanks for the top tip smurf.... noted! ;o)

the only thing ive got to watch is getting wrapped up in me nylon nighty when im up there, plus it can gather quite some heat when im on a fast downward slide, might have to change back to the flanelette..

[smurfchops]

Awful.

[looobylooo]

very poodi ... very ....

[smurfchops]

Sorry looby I didn't mean your night was awful, I meant those two male singers. Must be quite painful getting your wincyette caught up a pole. You could be stuck up there for days.

[looobylooo]

oh its been known smurf.. believe me ...

[smurfchops]

A bit like Peter Kay stuck in his stair lift in Phoenix Nights. Oh the smell.

[looobylooo]

oooh look.. whooopie doo.. another dance act! yayyyyy!

[poodicat]

Average

[smurfchops]

Oh please no more. However these boys do seem very close and they love their mum. They wont win though.

[trt]

More bl00dy dancers, I give up, sigh : - (

[smurfchops]

I think dance groups should be banned from BGT next time.

[Roughquest]

Hmmm, one is not amused.....I bet Queenie really really looks forward to sitting through another variety evening...yawn....toooo many dance acts...im bored ! ! I feel let down by the Chippendoubles...shame...hope the 'drummer boy' gives some entertainment at least...

[smurfchops]

It cant get much worse. So who is going to win ?????? Janey ?

[poodicat]

Hope not

[smurfchops]

Well I don't think the Little Drummer Boy has much of a chance ...I spose we'll see him in a band in a few years though.

[looobylooo]

aww bless him .. look at him go!

[smurfchops]

He is a little sweetie, and all the judges stood up to clap, so who knows ?

[MissCommando]

Oh my gosh, I can't believe the Dance Flavourz front man is married!!