what is the most outrageous thing you have ever done...

[stokemaveric]

to attract the oppossite sex???...a girl i knew [and liked in the 70s] had a crush om starsky of starsky and hutch,so i went and had a perm done to look like him,or so i thought,..when she saw me she burst out laughing and said i looked like t rex and she didnt like him..oh well it was worth a go lol....

[Mick-Talbot]

Danced to


'I'm in the mood for dancing'

[bigfoot3000]

Sorry mate I've always been a f*nny magnet so never had to make an effort and still literally had to beat them off me with a pointed stick all my life!

[Mick-Talbot]

and believe me, that will have been 'outrageous'

[jackthehat]

^You could have stopped after the first words................

[jackthehat]

*pah 'first 7 words'

[stokemaveric]

lol bigfoot....mick-talbot now that is bad lol...id be walking round with a paper bag on my head for years lol...

[Mick-Talbot]

ahhh good you meant f@nny jack, I thought you meant stopped after 'danced'
which would have been equally true.

[bigfoot3000]

Stoke luckily for you shewasn't into mullets otherwise you'd never live this down!

http://www.thisplaces...ds/2009/12/mullet.jpg

[stokemaveric]

lol bigfoot...thank god she wasnt lol

[Mick-Talbot]

is there a wizard of oz musical ?
him in the link would never be out of work.

http://i157.photobuck...ryor/cowardlylion.jpg

[bigfoot3000]

Isn't this lions twin on Emmerdale?

http://img.thesun.co....DINGLE280_458926a.jpg

[joeluke]

Never needed to use gimmicks to attract women, my animal magnetism always does the trick

[lardhelmet]

Says joe modestly...

[bigfoot3000]

Joeluke Brut and Old Spice, a medallion and an open necked black shirt never fail to deliver!

[joeluke]

......but truthfully

[joeluke]

BF.....if that works for you go for it

[lardhelmet]

Do they still make Brut & Old Spice - thought they were both minging

[joeluke]

Sounds like.....bigfoot swears by them

[poodicat]

Hi lard,brut wasnt that bad,old spice exactly for the old,loved aramis!

[rowanwitch]

pretended I liked opera, then he was spoooo excited he got tickets for the ring cycle at the coliseum ......I hate Wagner......even more now,,,,,quite liked the Valkyries though