Bob Mortimer on Shooting Stars

[jb190281]

he just did a bit of a dance, and I found myself thinking hes got quite a nice behind...

Its such a shame I cant get drunk..

[cazzz1975]

lol you must be going doolally to think that ;)

[poodicat]

He is to short,and he has a bald spot lol...

[Answerprancer]

I'll drink you :-)

[jb190281]

I know! Im going mad!

[poodicat]

Hope you are keeping well jbx

[cazzz1975]

I dont mind bald or short but I think its bacause I find him sooo unfunny, BIG turnoff

[jb190281]

thanks poodi, im doing fine at the moment (that obviously doesnt include mentally). i was called a "lazy fat cow" earlier on, but other than that, Im having a great day!

[poodicat]

Only watching cos the son is...

[lollyone]

God, I thought the same! It must be the hormones!

[jb190281]

hi lolly, PLEASE be my friend!!!!!

[cazzz1975]

who called you that jb?

[jb190281]

an alcoholic old hag, because i refused to carry her shopping trolley and bags!!

[cazzz1975]

blimey, well done for resisting the urge to call her something back.. ;)

[jb190281]

if i couldve thought of something, i wouldve! im useless at quick comebacks!

[cazzz1975]

im good at that sort of thing unfortunately :S

its not always a good idea, I prefer to bite my lip these days ;)

[cazzz1975]

im surprised you can see my face with your jowells all over the keyboard churchy

[jb190281]

what cartoon is that out of, cazzz?

[cazzz1975]

he-man ;)

[jb190281]

I thought so!!