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Burning Ring of Fire... A Memory.
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I'll keep this as clean as poss, in view of my out-on-good-behaviour status at present). But this Johnny Cash song is on Radio 2 at present & set off a memory....
BM1 (best mate no.1) Lil had a delicate problem a couple of years ago related to irritable bowel. She had to make a quick exit from her mother's house, sat on a teso value carrier bag - for decency's sake & the sake of her car seat. I don't need to explain why - let's just say she had an unexpected fluid-based follow-through.
The text she sent me was hilarious - I still have it saved on my SIM 2 years later & read it when I'm feeling down. It's the funniest one since the text about the piles....
Anyway, in response I put my Johnny Cash CD on, activated Burning Ring of Fire, rang her & held the phone to the speakers. Oh, people, the catastrophe & cacaphony that followed. Poor girl didn't know which glory hole to tend to first.. Neither of us could stop laughing for an eternity.
Ah, sweet sweet memories... Love ya Lil x
BM1 (best mate no.1) Lil had a delicate problem a couple of years ago related to irritable bowel. She had to make a quick exit from her mother's house, sat on a teso value carrier bag - for decency's sake & the sake of her car seat. I don't need to explain why - let's just say she had an unexpected fluid-based follow-through.
The text she sent me was hilarious - I still have it saved on my SIM 2 years later & read it when I'm feeling down. It's the funniest one since the text about the piles....
Anyway, in response I put my Johnny Cash CD on, activated Burning Ring of Fire, rang her & held the phone to the speakers. Oh, people, the catastrophe & cacaphony that followed. Poor girl didn't know which glory hole to tend to first.. Neither of us could stop laughing for an eternity.
Ah, sweet sweet memories... Love ya Lil x
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