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Kids say the cutest things :-0)
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Did the school run this morning in the pouring rain, Standing outside the locked gates...
A lady to a girl of about 8,
"That's a nice coat Courtney", little girl, "Thank you, me Mam got it at the Charity shop"
then as I was walking out after depositing Ben, a friends grandaughter (6) shouted
"Hya Joy"
I waved and shouted "Hello Eden" and heard her say to the Teacher beside her.
"Mmmmm, I think Joy has changed her hair colour Miss"
Priceless !!!
A lady to a girl of about 8,
"That's a nice coat Courtney", little girl, "Thank you, me Mam got it at the Charity shop"
then as I was walking out after depositing Ben, a friends grandaughter (6) shouted
"Hya Joy"
I waved and shouted "Hello Eden" and heard her say to the Teacher beside her.
"Mmmmm, I think Joy has changed her hair colour Miss"
Priceless !!!
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My son's a plumber, amongst other things. He's working at the mo for a couple with a 4 year old daughter. She hangs around Dan asking questions "what you doing, what you doing...." about 10 times a day.
Last week she asked the inevitable.."What ya doing?"
"I'm using silicon" he told her.
Later her mum shouted up the stairs "Paige - what you are doing?"
She shouted back "I'm helping Dan. Silly Cont......"
Last week she asked the inevitable.."What ya doing?"
"I'm using silicon" he told her.
Later her mum shouted up the stairs "Paige - what you are doing?"
She shouted back "I'm helping Dan. Silly Cont......"
I was listening in on my sons (10 & 9) chatting in the other room last night as they were discussing condoms - the conversation got round to the machines they have in the toilets and that according to No. 1 son, you can only buy them if you are over 21. Conversation continued with No 1 son asking No 2 son if he knew what condoms were for? Answer was: "They are for putting over your bits to catch the stuff that leaks out your bolloxs"!
Our daughter, aged about 5 at the time, saw a tramp rummaging in a bin. "What's he doing, Mummy?" "Well", says Mummy, sympathetically, " perhaps he's hungry and looking for some food" " That's disgusting!" comes the reply, "Why don't they just shoot them?"
I think she grew up to vote Tory, but I can't be sure !
I think she grew up to vote Tory, but I can't be sure !
This wasn't cute or funny at the time but when my daughter was a Brownie I was waiting at the end of a session with the other parents when the leader asked if next time they could bring some home made cakes for a stall and my daughter piped up 'my mummy will have to buy something because she can't cook'.
