Jeremy Kyle

[BertiWooster]

I dont watch this programme .
However, i was in the bathroom this morning having a shave and listening to Lorraine Kelly . When her show finished , Jeremy Kyle came on and I couldn't be bothered to go and switch it over .

There was this woman on who was claiming that her daughter was the child of this bloke .
The bloke flatly denied this , saying that he had never had sex with this woman .

A dna test was carried out to prove if he was or not .

What was the result of the test ?
I'm curious - surely you would know with whoom you had intercourse .

[mccfluff]

well most of them seem to have had sex with a few partners within a short space of time, casting doubt on paternity - at least that seems to be the common thread on the ones' i;ve seen, (JK is a must see on sick days makes you want to get up and go back to work)

[tiggerblue10]

Positive - she was his daughter. He made himself look a right pudding by denying that he had not had sex with her.

The Jeremy Kyle show just makes me glad I'm me!

[tiggerblue10]

I didn't actually type the word "pudding" but it has somehow got in there. Lol

[mccfluff]

swear filter tigs :-)

[tiggerblue10]

I thought so fluffy.

[BertiWooster]

Thanks for that .

He must have a very bad memory .

[joggerjayne]

WikiLeaks: US cable dated 12/02/2010 reports:

Tiggy typed "pudding"

[andy-hughes]

When my youngest daughter lived at home, we watched Kyle daily when we got in from work, and the thread that ran through the majrotiy of scenarios was that individuals had unprotected sex with a number of partners, reslutling in the "all important" (copyright J Kyle) DNA results.

I just think that is really sad.

[joggerjayne]

andy could also have added that most of the partners with whom those individuals have unprotected are people whom you wouldn't touch with gloves on, unless they were dipped in disinfectant first.

[Everhelpful]

Best show on the Telly,Hilarious!!

[BertiWooster]

I cannot beleive that the events laid bare , are true - surely they are made up
Do they get paid to go on this show ?

I can only think that would be the only reason

[tiggerblue10]

Lol JJ. The word should have begun with a "T" and ended with a "T" and had a "W" and an "A" in it!

Hope this helps.

[joggerjayne]

Ooooh ...

You could have tried pudding ... or TW4T

=0)

(I wonder if that will get my answer removed ???)

[joggerjayne]

Oh.

First one didn't work.

They've wised up to that one.

=0(

[boxtops]

What is really sad is that people APPLY to go on the show to air their dirty linen in public.

[tiggerblue10]

I did use @ instead of A but obviously they have wised up to that old trick.

[joggerjayne]

Yes, it looks like it.

[lcg]

ah...but does tw@ work? technically, that would be correct x

[lcg]

yay! x