Faux Pas of the weekend no. 3....

[Bbbananas]

It was the BF's office 'do' Friday night. I had never met any of his colleagues before. He has never before taken a woman to one of these shindigs. He took me.... :-(

The fact that I slipped on a sausage on the dancefloor & showed me knickers was bad enough. But after that little debacle, I went up to BF's boss & barked "Who are you?" (even though BF had pointed him out earlier in the evening & I had remarked on the fact that he looked like John Travolta...) I'd forgotten.

BF mutters "It's ****, my boss". With that, I grabbed his tie, pulled him towards me, said "Come on John Travolta, let's dance". BF quivered, boss's wife laughed, Boss said on the dancefloor "That's very flattering - John Travolta". I replied "Yeah - but not Saturday Night Fever John Travolta - more the one when he started putting on a lot of weight......"

Rearrange these words to make sentence: Ground, Hole, Swallow, Up, Me.

[mccfluff]

oh dear you called him fat john travolta, lol he's not goign to forget you in a hurry....

[Barmaid]

Now I am howling. There is a saying "you should get out more", but in your case, I think it should be "you should stay in more".

Is he still your BF? And does he still have a job?

[Bbbananas]

No.
I may not get an invite next year.......?!

(Actually, he was as bladdered as me - so hopefully he will have forgotten. I shall dye and cut my hair & put on a different accent, just in case.....)

[Count-A-Strong]

rearrange these words 'chance no promotion of boyfriend for'

[ttfn]

Well at least you had knickers on ...

[society]

He'd think you are bold and challenging and want to see more of you.

[Bbbananas]

Luckily (or unluckily...?) he's contracted - not a bone fide member of staff as such. That could be good for him, or not - considering the contract is up for renewal next spring....

Then again, said Boss was laughing by the time he came off the dancefloor. I dread to think what else I said....

[Invictas]

No wonder he wants to take you to Syria!

[funnygirl]

Oh dear Salla,

How embarrassing indeed!!! I hate embarrassing myself, I would have to lock myself away.

[Bbbananas]

Thanks funny - that's reassured me no end...... ;-)

[DEN53]

Salla, it sounds like a Bridget Jones moment - hahahaha

[Barmaid]

However drunk do you have to be to show your new boss your bits?!!! I think if I were that drunk I wouldn't be capable of showing anybody anything!

[Bbbananas]

2short - now that is something I have never done.... showed my winkie (I have been known to flash my boobs though.... but not to the boss)

[sandyRoe]

Salla, look at it this way, things can only get better, for they surely can't get any worse.

[Bbbananas]

Things have been a lot worse sandy..... this is a very good time in my life !!

Embarrassment is my second name. I'm used to it. Things are mortifying for a few days afterwards, but I usually see the funny side after a while :-)