Bob

[dotty.]

Val Doonican's on the tele!

[alexanderd]

Not on mine unless he is under the dust

[JMR27]

Is he still alive?

[dotty.]

oh yes

[DTCwordfan]

so what's he singing?

"What will I be - 6ft under?"

[JMR27]

He must be about 140. What colour cardy was he wearing?

[dotty.]

beige of course

[JMR27]

Ah but did it have a pattern on it?

[DTCwordfan]

diamonds of course

[DTCwordfan]

was it made of wool?

[dotty.]

his face did

[Invictas]

dotty,
Contrary to the "knockers" on here,I thought he looked very good for 83!
According to a friend of mine he is a very nice natural guy.

[dotty.]

I love the man! he's what we are missing now on the tele

[Invictas]

Well said dotty!

[albaqwerty]

saw him on the Palladium prog this evening. Quiet humour and a twinkle in his eye, lovely man.

[Jemisa]

Blimey!! - You'll be telling us next Max Bygraves has returned from Oz and doing a one man show. - (Heaven Forbid)

jem