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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.The first ever episode started with Bobby Ewing bringing home new wife, Pamela. Her maiden name was Barnes, and she is the daughter of Digger Barnes, (ex-business partner of Ewing Oil founder, Jock Ewing); and brother to Cliff Barnes, (Digger's son and arch-rival to the Ewings, who claims that his 'Derr-ddy', Digger, was cheated out of Ewing Oil by Jock). Cue lots of rivalry, non acceptance of Bobby's new wife by Jock's eldest son, JR, who has affairs, gets shot, has a very weird looking son, and is not pleasant to his drunken wife, S'wellin. Jock's wife MissieElliot has a head transplant, doesn't like it so gets the head transplant reversed. Jock dies, JR inherits Ewing Oil, Fellow oil baron Clayton Keel woos MissieElliot whilst searching for brides for his six brothers. Bobby dies after failing to resurface from a diving trip to Atlantis, Pammy is upset and mopes about for two series, until she realises that Bobbys diving trip to Atlantis was a dream and that he'd actually been in the shower the whole time. Chief cow poke on "Suffork", (the Ewing ranch and ancestral home), is Ray, who has crabs, and finds out from one of the cows he is poking, (a dwarf variety called Lucy), that he is actually Jock's son. Meanwhile, Bobby and Pammy divorce following arguments over the inordinate amount of time he spends in the shower. Pammy turns to helping out brother Cliff and his political aspirations, whilst Bobby seeks comfort in the arms of 'Ginia Wade, a tennis star, and the ex-wife of a fat and very dead rock'n'roll impersonator.
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