Three Labradors

[smurfchops]

Three dogs were sitting in the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the Golden Labrador and said " So why are you here ? "The Golden Lab replied, " I Fosters on everything.....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black Lab said, " So what’s the vet gonna do?" " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down." The Golden Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?" The Black Lab said " I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
" So what are they going to do to you ? " theGolden Lab inquired. "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?" I'll hump anything" said the Great Dane. " I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. "Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away." he Black and the Golden Labs exchanged a sad glance and said," So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"



The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "

[smurfchops]

Sorry Two Labradors and a Great Dane !

[wildwood]

Mmm..... Haven't made up my mind about this one, will let you know later.

[ponjee]

lol :L