Archers

[carrust]

Has Brenda had enough of Tom's sausage?

[bookbinder]

She's had enough of Lilian's dereliction of duty, and Tom's belief that he knows better isn't helping.

[mikey4444]

I'm not sure if she has seen his sausage much recently, and that may be part of the problem.

But on another related topic, is it only me that feels the need to throw up violently whenever Lillian and Paul are cuddling in bed ? I used to like Lillian, with her naughty little habits, but she is just being a giant pain in the **** at the moment. Probably only second in the annoying stakes after Kate.

Oh God...now I have mentioned her name, Kate will start appearing again soon...AHHHHHHHH !

[bookbinder]

I agree with you, mikey, re Lilian and Paul's bedroom gymnastics. It's a bit embarrassing to have to listen to that squelchy 'kiss' sound effect more than once. Sex on radio and TV is more interesting (and less embarrassing) when it's hinted at, rather than when the microphone appears to have been shoved under the duvet with the lovebirds.

[Iluvspikey]

I should say so. Do yo think Ifty is looking to become Lord of the Manor?
Also do you think Alice and Chris' 'starter marriage' a Brian called it at the beginning i going to be just that? That Darrel eh...but then his Mrs - Ilona and her moaning.....goddness I miss the Mustardland website!

[carrust]

There's the new farm manager yet to make his mark. I think he'll be inseminating the local women as well as the cows:-)
Will someone give Pip a wet slap!!

[mikey4444]

Its certainly looking very interesting with Ifty and The Lady of the Manor. Another mixed marriage on the cards perhaps. Anything that stops Elizabeth moaning is OK with me. Perhaps its Ifty's silly mid leg that gets her laughing.

To be honest, as soon as bird-brain Alice buggers off to Canada the better. I know it will break poor Chris's heart but he is young, very handsome and will get over it. Quite what the Canadians see in Alice is beyond me. How she passed her GSCEs, let alone get a Degree is a complete mystery.

I don't want to hear any more sheet rustling or any squishy noises from Paul and Lillian please, ever again. Just let Matt find them late one night in Felpersham and we can it all over quickly. The adultery between Brian and Siobhan was wonderful but Dull Paul and sexy-knickers Lillian is just tiresome.

Darrell ( Funny, I always had him down as a Daryl somehow ) is having a terrible time trying to be Basically a Nice Man, and the tongue of that Polish wife of his could be used to slice a very crusty baguette, if you had mislaid the bread knife. But she is good to Jack of course, which is very important as far as Peggy is concerned. Peggy is one of life's treasures, so we should appease her at every turn.

Isn't it nice having the old Clarrie back ! She sounds more like Pam Ayers every day ! " Moy god Eddie, what have you done now ? "

Haven't heard a peep out of that old slapper Caroline for ages...perhaps we can start a campaign to have More Caroline Please.

There is never enough Linda Snell either. She is, by far, my favourite character in Ambridge......another campaign in the offing perhaps ?