Janet And John's Holiday. Part 3.

[gness]

Despite having been dumped in an area of the city she doesn't know, Janet feels that she can't be far from The Arabian Bathhouse.

A gentle walk, sitting under the trees watching the birds and meditating should heal her gone back.

John agrees. John will agree to anything by now.

It works and Janet is soon leading John to her favourite tapas bar.

They eat delicious food, salted bread and dip and then sit back in the sunshine to enjoy their large glasses of Sangria....

See Janet and John clink glasses, looking relaxed and happy......and that is when............


A bloody great seagull swoops low and empties its bowels, with a direct hit worthy of 617 Squadron, into John's glass of Sangria.......

It must have been very heavy poo because Janet, John and the pristine white tablecloth are sprayed with Sangria diluted seagull poo.......

See Janet laugh...........See John cry......

[murraymints]

poo hoo !

[Tilly2]

It had been waiting for you!

[gness]

Of course it had, Tilly.......a large square with tables from three restaurants and it headed for ours..... :-)

Poo Hoo, Minty?......Poo John...that's hoo.....x

[murraymints]

just stir it in with a few ice cubes wont kill you ....why waste !

[Tilly2]

Did you take a photo?

[murraymints]

Tilly do we reeeely want a pic of poo poo and more poo ? lol

[gness]

John had plans for this holiday.......drinking seagull poo laced Sangria wasn't part of the plan...... ;-)

Janet kicks herself for not taking a photo.......she will do better next time......

John doesn't like....."next time"......John opens wine....

[Tilly2]

Well, maybe not, Minty. You are right. When you've seen one you've seen enough.

[murraymints]

but..if poo had been spread doon John's front..face etc weeellll that could be fun !

[marval]

Oh dear, this holiday will be one Janet and John won't forget in a hurry.

[gness]

There are two more days to go, Marval.....plus the journey home.....

Janet us used to living in a crazy world.....John isn't.......John is ageing by the minute...... :-)

[gness]

Is used....not us used....blame the wine...x

[murraymints]

Jnet book john into a quiet retirement home to recover before next foray from home !

[gness]

John is quaking at the thought of another foray with Janet......when he stops shaking he'll open more wine.......

[jourdain2]

Open the bottle for him - he'll recover.

Now, about AB villa holidays, how are you getting on , Smow?

[gness]

Zacs has the corkscrew, J........and I think the problem with an AB villa would be Caran getting insurance....x

[Smowball]

Was it Poocohontas??

[Smowball]

I'm struggling to get Holiday insurance. As soon as i mentioned Janet the operator made a strange choking sound.......

[gness]

That's clever, Smow.......the poo won't haunt Janet..... It will certainly haunt John.... :-)

[jourdain2]

Is anyone else losing track of all Janet's parts?