'' i'm sorry i haven't a clue '' ...

[osprey]

... has returned to Radio 4. I've been away for a fortnight and only realised this morning that this wonderful programme is back on at 6:30 this evening ( and repeated next Sunday at 12:30 p m ).

[whiffey]

Mansion House.....

[Reverandfunk]

Is it on the diagonal??

[whiffey]

District and Circle

[squarebear]

Is there a question here? I don't understand.

[osprey]

District and Circle is impossible from Mansion House unless you are playing Entwistle's Rule but then the next move is either Finsbury Park or Heathrow Terminal 4. This unfortunately leads you into a Loop whereby a 3rd player has to use the Limehouse Clause which hasn't been implemented since 1986 (I think) because of the floods.

[Reverandfunk]

Osprey I dont know whether to say bravo or get a life lol

[whiffey]

I was merely enlightening Rev, but I see you are playing Taylor's Rules (2003 extension), therefore I consider it wholly legal now to proceed to Marble Arch.

[Reverandfunk]

I need a lie down...lol

[osprey]

Unfortunately you have confused Taylor's Rules with Brooke-Taylor's Rules which state quite categorically that Marble Arch is in a Parallel Zone in a year ending in 7 and therefore can only be reached when accompanied by a Bishop. However, if you play your Chance Card (Cryer-Garden amendment 2004) then the Ace of Diamonds is wild and you have a free throw. Hope this clears things up.

[vehelpfulguy]

Aldwych (which is always a dangerous move)

More here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornington_Cresce nt_(game)

[osprey]

Blackfriars.
I reccommend caution as we are very close to Dollis Hill and we don't want to get there !!!

[sg]

And a brand new series will begin on Monday 16th June at 6:30!