The Only Way is Essex

[Dee Sa]

who pays for everything ? I have never noticed even a glass of wine being paid for ?
the 17th birthday party and the engagement party at Orsett Hall must have cost grands, how come payment for anything is never spoken about, is the TV company picking up the tab for everything ?also the beauty salon and Minnies dress shop wouldnt last a month with the few customers they get. Doesnt anyone have a proper job ?

[Jemisa]

When one books the place you put money behind the bar, could be a few hundred or a few grand. When the money is running out they warn you.

jem

[boxtops]

morning jem - is it really live? the cameras must be everywhere, I only started watching it by mistake a couple of nights ago.

[Jemisa]

As far as I know boxi, doesn't show us Essex people in a very good light does it?
We're not all like that. A case of the few giving a bad name to the many.

jem

[boxtops]

It's like Facebook with a camera - I don't need this much details of people's conversations!

[RATTER15]

I decided to watch it the other night, I lasted about 3 minutes, A dreadful programme!!

I really cant imagine that all Essex girls are like and I certainly paint them all that way but I do work with one and she really is like that :-( Gobby and tarty.

[ELVIS68]

As the titles say.... "These are real people, the only things that are fake are the tans, the boobs, the faces on most of the cast except nanny pat, the scenarios are made up for television viewing"
Also they can`t show Mark (horsey lips) Wrights best mate Jack Tweed as ITV2 didn`t want him on their show even though he is his flatmate

And the reason most of them sound like they have blocked up noses is because they all take cocaine

"Allwight babe?........yeh you allwight?"

Shut up!!!!!!

[Cowtipper]

I looked up Gobby and the Aussie version came up first. Score one for the girls of Essex. Then I found the Brit definition and its not as flattering. Tarty I like.