Funny Rumours

[supersuezy24]

What funny rumours have you heard about people, your friends, family or celebs?

Prince is currently playing on the radio and it just made me think of a really funny(imo) rumour that went around about him years ago about getting a few of his ribs removed so he could "pleasure" himself..

So what funny rumours have ya heard?

[mrs_overall]

When he was at school, Mr O convinced everyone that the Bay City Rollers were down on the beach making a music video.
I think out of 600 pupils, 550 played truant that afternoon

[McMouse]

I heard a rumour that sqad is a top UK Intelligence officer and was the person who found Osama bin Laden.

[redman41]

I heard a rumour that craft1948 was a Moderator, couldn't imagine craft drinking in moderation somehow !! ;-))

[karenmac60]

I heard that sqad IS Osama Bin Laden - but since he's been posting today it can't be true ;)

[Sqad]

McM...LOL....that is much better than being a "bottom" UK Intelligence Officer....:-)

[boxtops]

My father told me (as a six year old) that when he worked at the BBC (which he did), he worked Muffin the Mule's back legs - I believed him implicitly, and told my teacher so.

[douglas9401]

There was a rumour that Nick Clegg was a man to be trusted.

[Cowtipper]

Bay City Rollers! I didn't need an excuse to cut school but that would have been sweet.

[McMouse]

Sorry I broke your cover sqad. Guess I'll never be asked to be a Moderator now,

[mrs_overall]

cowtipper - they weren't there - he'd made it up!

[Arti]

Bob Holness playing the sax on 'Baker Street'.
Clint Eastwood was Stan Laurel's son; this was 'common knowledge' when I was a kid.
Spinach was cabbage that had been put in the spinner of the twin tub.
My 'little fella' is 3ins long. (sigh.....I can dream, I s'pose).

[Arti]

David Bowie invented the Connect Four game. This rumour was started by Stuart Maconie (along with the Bob Holness one ^^)

[maggie21]

Richard Gere shoves gerbils up his bottom (

[supersuezy24]

Rumours went around school when I was younger that an international Ireland footballer was my dad...Regardless of me telling people otherwise

[supersuezy24]

Another rumour i heard was that Bobby Brown, Whitney Houstons husband had his own brand of makeup haha

[mrs_overall]

There IS a makeup artiste with her own brand of make up...she is Bobbi Brown

[joeluke]

^ 'a few of his ribs removed so he could "pleasure" himself'

How???