Just a follow on from legs post about spitting.

[sir.knobby]

Have you ever got sweet revenge on somebody who has done that it reminded me of an incident that happened to me a few years ago.

I was going to work stuck in a traffic jam and about 50 yards ahead from me the road went from 2 lanes to one lane when all of a sudden I saw this dipstick in me side mirror driving on the wrong side of the road trying to cut in.

Well there was no way in hell that I would have let him in and he tried and tried oblivious to him being on the wrong side of the road and traffic heading towards him in the near lane on the other side.

Anyway I could see him getting more and more wound up and then he wound down his passengers window and spat on my window.
So me being me I wound down my window and managed to conjour up a nice big green one and spat it back at him.
But the beauty of it was that he had not had time to close his passengers window and it went straight insinde his car.

Hee Hee boy was the dipstick fuming.

[theonlyone]

I was driving through Brixton ..
a very hot day ..i was a gum
chewer then ..and spat it out
on to the bonnet of BMW driven by a
huge black guy ..the lights changed to
green and ...i was away ...

[sir.knobby]

Dont blame you

[legend.isgod]

yo blood ya be spittin ahn me bm wyaaa?
yah wahntin yah troat a kattin ?�

[cazzz1975]

lol it would be cool to be called "blood"

[legend.isgod]

yahcazz what ya dahn ya int bahn on fah so lang


yah been leavvvin mah here wit all dem blood clots


its nah gid ya nahh

[cazzz1975]

yeah mon.