I think my short stay upon this mortal coil is nearly at an end. I have contracted the most deadly of diseases, and I can watch my life clock ticking ever faster to zero.
To my AB mates I leave you a few things.
To vibes, I leave my mobile phone - it's got plenty of numbers of easy girls on it
To sqad, I leave my soapbox - I hope you have as much fun ranting from atop it as I had
To bobbisox, I leave my children's upbringing - I know they would be brought up with the good values that I try to instill in them
To JoggerJayne, I leave my running kit - hopefully you'll make more use of it than I did (all the gear, no idea)
To ummm, I leave my uniform - Use it on your next victim if you want
To the rest I leave you my best wishes and goodbyes.
and to my favourite.....
Mcfluff, I can't give you anything because you've already stolen my heart
The illness that will claim me is the deadly Man Flu
At the going down of the sun, you will remember me
RIP Bobjugs12
Mcfluff, I give
Ok, but you need to get here to sign the paperwork before I actually die, it's not far off no...........................................
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cough, urgh
I haven't got any friggin cake. This isn't about cake, this is about the good people of AB fussing over me, and making me cups of tea, hot toddies, getting me a quilt, buying me ice-cream etc