This is Soapland.
God expidited the baby back down into the Vicars font....with such a weird action, the Vicar has to do an exorcism and that awful actor in the wheelchair gets the use of his body back, as if nothing had ever happened, and seeing the light of christianity, her falls deeply in love with Pearl.
Meanwhile Natasha reappears on the scene and has a lesbian relationship with Nicola, just a recall to her days on LA Law for Natasha. Cain and the stupid farmer fall in love while his wife leaves him to be come a prozzie in Norwich. The two brothers start making brown paper bags instead of chocolates realising the boosted demand potential of the Norwich red light district.
And thats tjust the next two weeks worth of Emmerdale.