The frog

[marval]

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry.

Then we can set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce.

[DTCwordfan]

and on a bottle or two of Frogsleap....

http://www.frogsleap.com/flash/intro.html

[LochNessMonster]

Did the food make her hopping mad ?

[Capeman]

No, it made her croak!