Through the tunnel..

[Jemisa]

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a French guy, an English bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the French guy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The French guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That French guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The French guy thinks:
That English bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark - she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

And the English bloke thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that French bastard again.

[excelsior-1]

ha ha

[Gizmonster]

Haha I like it :)

[tenrec]

Loving it

[tonyav]

Heard that one before Jem, still a good one though.

[bookbinder]

Yep, that's a good one! Tres bon, as they say!

[sophie_1003]

Heard it before but I'd forgotten the punchline so actually laughed out loud!

[heathfield]

I'd love to know the origin of this one - it's at least as old as the railways themselves. A quick check on Google comes up with 74 million hits! It appears in all countries of the world, with the victims being of every nationality and every level of society. Hats off to whoever thought it up - it's a clever one! ;-)

[Jemisa]

Blimey hf do you analise every joke? I'm sure this one will go on to amuse up and coming generations, its timeless really. (like me)

jem