B G T

[excelsior-1]

i still think alesha looks half-vulcan with those ears

[andy-hughes]

That's the British public for you ganesh.

Points you need to remember for this kind of turn-out -

Anyone who sings Nessun Dorma or Someone Like You will get through, regardless of how badly they sing.

Anyone under fifteen will get through because they are 'cute'.

Anyone with a good 'back story', or gay will get through - you get double points for being gay with a good 'back story'.

Can you see where all this is coming from?

[ganesh]

Yes,I can't sing-maybe if I took a basket of kittens along with me I'd get votes!!