My sister has twin boys Tom and Jerry who swear a lot

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She was at her wits end trying to control them but they still effed and blinded where ever they went.
So she went to her doctor for some advice ,after explaining her problem to the doctor ,he thought for a minute and said"As much as i am against this the only way to control them is when they swear give them a good hard slap"
My sister was suprised at this but decided to give it a try.
The next morning she asked Tom what he wanteded for breakfast "Two f**king eggs" he said with that his mother gave him an almighty slap across the head which sent him flying across the kitchen floor, She turned to Jerry and asked him what he wanted for breakfast,"Well i don't want f**king eggs thats for sure.