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Georgiesmum | 07:41 Fri 13th Jul 2012 | ChatterBank
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Anyone watch embarassing bodies the other night? The man with the leaky bottom! He was asked when did you last empty your bowels. His reply was two weeks ago! Jeepers! The mind boggles!
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Reminds me of when i was about 10 years old and was taken to see the doctor because of stomach pains. The doctor asked me "what are your motions like?" and I innocently replied something along the lines of "I can run the 100 yards in 15 seconds..."
no wonder his bum was leaky ... isn't that just the p00 trying to get out?

cath x
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Nice one factor30! lol
Was he taking laxatives?
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No, i dont think so ummmm.
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I think he was more in need of dynamite!
They should have put him on a roller coaster.
Was he overweight?
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I dont know tilly2, i didnt notice.
Did anyone else watch this programme?
It just sounds like fecal impaction (I think that's what it's called) to me... I don't think it's that uncommon, but then my work is around children so maybe more common with them
I can't imagine not going three or four times a day.
Poor thing! Could there be part of his system flooding water in as well maybe? I get lots of water with a malabsorption condition I have where it gets flooded with water as there is a problem with bile acid transit.
3 or 4 times a day????

Bloody hell!
JJ ,if your emptying your bowels 3/4 times a day then you have diarrhoea,once every couple of days I think is average.
Once every couple of days?

You're kidding???

1. When you get up
2. Around lunch time
3. Before you go to bed

4. Any other time during the day if you've eaten something, err, 'volatile'
There is no normal way.
once every couple of days?? That's hardly ever!

The instant weight loss must be gratifying, though.
"The instant weight loss must be gratifying, though"

LOL, LOL
I really don't think there is a "normal" is there? But I'd be pretty concerned about 4 times a day! Not to mention a hassle- what do you do at work? Please don't tell me you poo at work Jayne?
We all have a different 'normal'. Anything abnormal needs to be attended to.

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