Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn star look alike found dead in badger den half eaten

[JSIMMO]

Dwarf porn star Percy Foster who had an uncanny resemblance to foul mouthed TV chef Gordon Ramsay has been found dead in a badger den in Wales in what reports are calling bizarre circumstances.

The thirty five year old star f X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go was discovered in a badgers den, partially eaten, by Ministry of Agriculture experts who were checking the den ahead of a planned badger-gassing program.
The midget porn stars 107 centimetre (3’6″) body was discovered ‘partially gnawed’ in the badger burrow, however at the moment it is unclear how the adult actor died, suicide has not been ruled out by investigators.
Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said “Percy was a little guy with big problems… He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry.”
In a recent interview Percy Foster revealed his pleasure about his growing career as Ramsay’s double, he also stated: “Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar. I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream.”

[boxtops]

sorry to pop the bubble, but it's old news, and it's a hoax http://www.newsy.com/...ok-a-like-death-hoax/

[JSIMMO]

I thought it was real?

[humbersloop]

O bloody hell boxy, and that was brightening my evening on several levels! :)

[JSIMMO]

Ooer humbersloop.

[askyourgran]

Is this for real? Dwarf porn stars!

[JSIMMO]

So its true or not?

[JSIMMO]

They may be small... but they make up for it. Ever wondered why a lot of them get called stumpy? I'm a dwarf, I should know ;)

[askyourgran]

humber how many levels can you go with dwarf porn stars? I just think chipolata.

[craft1948]

Why is it always in Wales?

[JSIMMO]

I heard they have timid sheep...

[humbersloop]

(ayg), tsk really!!

I have no idea: I was simply in awe of the human capacity for creativity/necking cider that could come up with so much potential discomfiture for Gordon Ramsay. Chipolatas never came into it.

Or cumberland sausages either.

[askyourgran]

Adro I read it like that too. lol (Eats, shoots and leaves)

[sandyRoe]

Do badgers really attack small people and drag them into their lairs to be devoured at leisure? Are children safe in the countryside now?

[humbersloop]

austerity measures, they needed something to replace the canteen. We're all in this together remember

[askyourgran]

Revenge of the badgers sandy, or in this case the Min of Ag. :-}

[sandyRoe]

In these days of the welfare state you'd think there was hardly any need for cannibalism particularly among well-paid civil servants

[JSIMMO]

Children will never be safe as long as there's Catholic Schools.

[NOX]

All I can say is I'm very disappointed- so wanted that to be real, or better still for some witch doctor to have shrunk Gordon Ramsay and it be him...;-)