Killed A Lot Of Americans. (4)
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the Mistress
The Mistress
A wealthy husband and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that ?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw" says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce !"
"I can understand that," replied her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more new Jaguars in the garage at Christmas and no more yacht club . But, the decision is yours, my dear."
Just then, a male friend of the husbands enters the restaurant with a gorgeous blonde babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with George ?" demands the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
A wealthy husband and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that ?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw" says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce !"
"I can understand that," replied her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more new Jaguars in the garage at Christmas and no more yacht club . But, the decision is yours, my dear."
Just then, a male friend of the husbands enters the restaurant with a gorgeous blonde babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with George ?" demands the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
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