Just A Few One Liners....
Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....Your One Year Manufacturer's Warranty Runs Out Soon.
7 wheelchair athletes were banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs.