Been To The Library

[marval]

A midget waddles into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?"
The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."


I just found out we have a local library. They kept that quiet.


I wanted to do some DIY the other day, so I went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on shelves.


A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth.
The Librarian says "try over there in the C section".


So, I was working in a library and this bloke comes up to me and says, "Do you have a bookmark?"
I said, "Yes, we have hundreds...but my name's Dave"


A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides.
The librarian says, "I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."


A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pantomimes.
The librarian says; "It's behind you!"


Man goes into a library and asks for a book on 'Probability'.
Librarian says, "It might be on that shelf over there".


A librarian was shocked when a young girl, who looked no more than nine-years old, tried to borrow a book called "Advice for young Mothers."
"Surely, dear, you can't be pregnant?"
"What are you on about? I just collect moths."


A bloke asked the librarian why Tales of Robin Hood had been withdrawn from the collection. The librarian replied, "Too much Saxon violence."


A man goes into a library and asks for a book with a surprise ending.
The librarian gives it to him.


A man walks into a library and asks for a book on curiosity.
The librarian asks, "What do you want to read that for?"


A man walks into a library and asks for a book on confusing endings.
But she did.


A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got a book on card tricks?"
The librarian says, "Yes, pick one of these books, any book, look at it, then put it back in the pile."

[whiskeryron]

A man walked into a library, it didn't half hurt.

WR.