Now the Elections are imminent. How about a dinner party menu
STARTERS
Ukippers on toast, marinated in Kentish Ale
Leanne Wood-smoked Welsh rarebit
FISH COURSE
Scottish Sturgeon caviar. May break up the meal early.
MAINS
Deep fried Ed Balls in a Red Ed wine sauce
Clegg of Lamb - goes with everything
SIDES
Small plate of Greens - locally sourced
DESSERT
Eton Mess - a conservative choice.
FOR ENTERTAINMENT AN EPISODE OF DADS ARMY
starring:
Nigel Farage as Capt. Mainwaring
David Cameron as posh Sgt Wilson
Ed Milliband as Private Pike 'stupid boy'
Ed Balls as Private Walker
Vince Cable as Private Godfrey
Nick Clegg as everyone else?