Woof,woof.

[ChipaChups]

A dog went to the telegram office,took out a blank form and wrote:
"Woof,Woof,Woof, Woof, Woof,Woof,Woof,Woof,Woof."The clerk examined
the paper and politely told the dog,"There are only nine words here.
You could send another Woof for the same price."The dog replied,"but that would make no sense at all!"

[Patsy33]

That's barking mad!......