'' Dad, its Joan from next door.''
'' Oh hello Joan.''
'' This letter kerm ter me bah misterk. ''
''That will be my funeral plan and free pen from Happydeath!''
''I've seen those adverts on mah telly with Grimshaw Reaper.''
''Well I thought I'd sort it out now, a d save a few Bob, because I pay more than that for a cup of coffee!''
''So when are you p!banning to go then?''
''Oh I don't know ......... maybe when I've sampled all of the delights of this decrepit mortal coil, you know, nod nod wink wink!''