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[tiggerblue10]

https://twitter.com/Number10cat/status/1510156457022525441?t=65fJhWxUaeoxe-AamD-Ecw&s=19

[barry1010]

Is that it?

[mallyh]

i don't do twitter so i can't see the video as it's hidden by the sign in

[Patsy33]

,,'and you thought I'd like this because??'.....

[aelmpvw]

i'll come back when you turn up with my main present . . .

[vulcan42]

"Thank you for proving what I always thought, you are an idiot".

[tiggerblue10]

I asked for the cardboard box, not the contents, you numbskull!

[anneasquith]

It’s plastic !!!!

[Prudie]

Pathetic......

[rowanwitch]

I am now going to poop in your slippers for this insult hooman!

[wolf63]

"human, what the f*** made you think that this pathetic lump of plastic would be of any interest to me".

"go and find me a real rodent, you may have the corpse after I have finished playing with it"

[Barsel]

Ok, so what am I supposed to do with it?
Really?
I've got better things to do with my time.

[Tilly2]

Pfft!

[douglas9401]

I need a word, come with me.

[Arksided]

'Com' on I've just sorted out your goldfish bowl, you can do your own helmet.'

[William51]

" I have had enough of this childish nonsense ".

[RandyMarsh]

YOU'RE SLEEPING DOWNSTAIRS TONIGHT

[DTCwordfan]

"Pep Guardiola, if you think you can tempt me, a Scouser-Mouser cat, to support you ahead of a match with Liverpool Fat Cats, forget it."