Bear Grylls

[douglas9401]

Sitting here waiting for my car to be serviced watching the least inspiring of the morning programmes and just wondered if Mr Grylls knows he's channelling his inner Freddie Mercury.

I may have missed an announcement. :-)

[ToraToraTora]

I suspect he's just looking for somebody to love.

[douglas9401]

Or wants to break free.

[davebro]

Maybe you could explain for those not watching?

[Ken4155]

Grylls is apparently sporting a 70s 'porn-star' tash.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=what+is+bear+grylls+doing+on+morning+tv&cvid=413268896a5a4422ac0ab7ac7f3669b1&aqs=edge..69i57j0l8.10260j0j1&pglt=43&;FORM=ANNTA1&PC=LCTS

[davebro]

Am I missing something (like a month!)?

[Ken4155]

No, dave, looks like i travelled back in time a few years; my link is from 2019. Saw the pic with his Mercuryish tash but didn't check the date before offering the link :-((
So we're still in the dark as to what Douglas' thread is about?

[ToraToraTora]

well the show must go on.....

[MissTerious]

Stop it all of you. You're putting Douglas Under Pressure!

[ToraToraTora]

I think Doug needs a breakthru....

[douglas9401]

All in the body language.

[Ken4155]

Wasn't going to return to the thread until Douglas had explained what it is he is on about. However, now i'm here, Douglas, play the game and elaborate; no back chat, no innuendo; i want it all. And remember, you don't fool me, Doug.

[wolf63]

I may be able to locate a Fat Bottomed Girl if needed

[MissTerious]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

[Ken4155]

^
Nope, it's reality from which there's no escape. Apparently.

[douglas9401]

"I may be able to locate a Fat Bottomed Girl if needed"

I was left with the impression that there would be little need for the distaff.

Of course I'm often wrong as many will tell you.

[ToraToraTora]

As long as you have at least one vision doug.

[douglas9401]

I'm considering a prize for anyone who can crowbar in Seven Seas Of Rhye.

Only considering mind.

[ToraToraTora]

you just want it all doug!

[douglas9401]

I know your limit is 5Cs, Tora.

[Ken4155]

Someday, one day, i may attempt to do just that, Douglas. But, Jesus, i'm so tired i feel a drowse coming on, and you and i both know that bed rest is called for, not sleeping on the sidewalk. Perhaps once i have attended the dreamer's ball and am refreshed, i'll be in a better frame of mind to crowbar the aforementioned song into the conversation. Then i could say, "Gimme the prize."
I know some will think i'm going slightly mad, and i'd be a liar if i didn't sometimes agree, but i do believe i'm doing alright, nestling, as i am, in the lap of the gods.