Mummy, Mummy

[Ken4155]

Child; "Mummy, mummy, can i play with grandad?"

Mother; "No, you've dug him up twice already this week."

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Child; "Mummy, mummy, i don't like grandad."

Mother; "Well leave him on the side of your plate."

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Child; "Mummy, mummy, why are we going to Australia?"

Mother; "Shut up and keep digging."

[mallyh]

mummy mummy can i lick the bowl ,no pull the chain like everyone else .

[Arksided]

Ha ha very good.
I see good old Brian’s now a Sir.

[Shaglene]

Mummy mummy why do I keep going round in circles, shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor..............