Oooooh, Tummy Cramps!

[Iggle Piggle]

Ate a whole bag of dry roasted peanuts yesterday. Very moorish and not had any for years.
Big mistake! I’ve been up most of the night with stomach cramps!
Any advice to relieve these symptoms?

[1ozzy]

A good long fart

[ichkeria]

Moorish?
Those N African ones are the worst.
Dry roasted peanuts are foul things. Best avoided.

[Old_Geezer]

You could leave the "dry roasted" out of that sentence and it'd still be true.

[rowanwitch]

Peppermint tea
Or just extra strong mints, and leave a path free to the nearest loo

[bookbinder]

Andrews Liver Salts

[roopower]

This reminds me of my son when he ate a whole bag of low sugar jelly beans. You could hear his stomach from across the room. He felt a lot better when he'd been to the toilet.

[Tilly2]

Feeling any better Iggle Piggle?

[Iggle Piggle]

Back to normal now thanks Tilly.
(As ‘normal’ as I get anyway)