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'Allo 'Allo - favourite line

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osprey | 12:23 Wed 14th Feb 2007 | TV
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What are your favourite lines from the series?
Mine is when the Englishman posing as a French Policeman says,
''Good moaning; I was ******* by your window when I heard a gun ****''. Creased me and my family up when we first heard it and had a good chuckle just now when I was typing it.
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I rememeber when he said he was ******** on the Chair drinking a Mig of Too, he was a classic, actually the only funny thing about that Programme.
Two bits from the pilot episode

Rene : This is ma wife, Edith

Michelle : Will she talk?

Rene : Incessantly!


and

Rene : A forger in my house! What about hi papers!?

Michelle: He is a forger! He will forge his own papers!

Rene: Ah, already I am losing the thread of this curious web of intrigue!
Actually it was 'p______ by your doh', Osprey, but I agree - very funny.

One of my favourite bits was all the 'candle with the handle, pill from the till' malarky when they were trying to poison the general.

The other one I liked was:

Michelle: Listen carefully, I shall say she this only once.

Renee (to camera): I bet she doesn't.
''You stupid woman'', I can say it to my neighbour and she thinks I'm joking.
I like the episode where the policeman was being questioned about himself by the Gestapo - I can't remember the whole conversation but they were asking his where he was from, and he replied that he came from "Nipples" (instead of Naples)
Officer Crabtree: I was p!ssing by the door when I heard a shat
Officer Crabtree: I was p!ssing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.

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