which choice would you make, part one

[logic]

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen!'
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and
Snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 9 P.M ..
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected
To make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed

[funnygirl]

So Logic, did the prayers work for you??!!

Obviously not!!! LOL

That's why you're so moany!!!

[figure]

Logic - Next time you have such a long post, instead of making two seperate threads, post the other part on the same thread in another post. You could post it as the first post. See where funnygirl's post is ... the continuation of your post should be there. This way one will not have to jump from thread to thread to complete reading the joke, question etc. (hope this make sense to you.)

[funnygirl]

I jumped the gun here and sent this first post off around the office, only to have my colleagues looking at my dumbly!!!

So I had to redo the whole joke!!

And even then they only smiled wanly!!