Mmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........Now, how can I put this politely ? Aaaaaaahhhhh........ Phhhhhhhhhhhh.........
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................................... tht...tht...tht...
Pffff.......................... Hhhhhhmmmmm......
Diddle..eye...deedle...dum............. Ho...hum.........ho..hummmmmmm........................
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............................
Yawnity...yawn....................... Flubble..lub....
Ah, yessssssssss............. I've arranged to watch paint drying whilst that programme's on.....................