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From The Adam and Joe Radio Program on 6music
I've been thinking about submitting a group of your jokes to Adam and Joe to see if they'll read them out in their bad jokes section. Here is one from last Saturday:
A farmer and his wife were having a competition in the farmyard, the prize was a huge marquee with Dj decks, lots of sound equipment and a lit-up dance-floor.
The competition was to see who could do the best performance of a Shakespeare play.
All the farmyard animals joined in:
The Chicken did Macbeth,
The Pig did Hamlet
and the Cow performed Richard III
After watching all the plays the farmer and his wife had a tough decision to make. But after a long deliberation they decided on a winner.
They walked into the farmyard and declared:
"Cow is the winner of our Disco tent"
Spare Ed
A farmer and his wife were having a competition in the farmyard, the prize was a huge marquee with Dj decks, lots of sound equipment and a lit-up dance-floor.
The competition was to see who could do the best performance of a Shakespeare play.
All the farmyard animals joined in:
The Chicken did Macbeth,
The Pig did Hamlet
and the Cow performed Richard III
After watching all the plays the farmer and his wife had a tough decision to make. But after a long deliberation they decided on a winner.
They walked into the farmyard and declared:
"Cow is the winner of our Disco tent"
Spare Ed
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