Delia is sooooo boring

[joggerjayne]

Delia is on telly

(snore ... zzzzzzzzz )

She doesn't make good telly.

Bring back Gary Rhodes (fun)

... or Keith (good drinking pal) (being dead ... bit of a drawack)

... Gordon (fab and spunky)

... Nigella (hot gal pal)

... Raymond (mais oui !)

... well, anyone, really

But NOT effing Delia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... =0(

[ChuckFickens]

I caused Delia to miss a flight several years ago :)

[beejay1124]

would Fanny please you

[joggerjayne]

beejay, stop it.

[joggerjayne]

Chuck ... did you lock her in the loo at the airport ?

[ChuckFickens]

not quite, I was working on the till in the duty free shop at Stansted and forgot to give her boarding pass back after she bought her duty frees. oppps :)

[DEN53]

I remember Fanny and Johnny.

I think Delia has manky teeth.

[joggerjayne]

I've stayed at a hotel next to Stansted Airport ...

... Radisson? ...

There's a big glass tower, with a woman on a rope, who gets wine bottles from up in the air.

=0)

Erm ... I'm sure this is right.

[beejay1124]

youre getting mixed up with bargainbooze JJ

[ChuckFickens]

no idea about the woman in ropes with a wine bottle, that may just be your mind :)

But there is a hotel next to the airport called raddisons.

[Smutmachine]

If you want exciting then Heston Blumenthal is the man for you, Ive hadthe pleasure of working both with him and Gordon Ramsey, Both top blokes in my book!

[joggerjayne]

Really, Smut ?

You've worked for Heston ?

I've eaten at the Fat Duck, and it was fabby fabby fabbity fab ... yummy.

But he's a bit of a slaphead !

[Smutmachine]

Yes I worked with him recently, I thought you were talking about who was most exciting at the oven not who looked better!

[Sachs]

She's old school J,
but I like her recipes! Made her roasted roots today.

[joggerjayne]

Delia's recipes work ... sure ...

... especially for sh1t cooks like me !

But is she telly material ??

She should stick to writing books.

[joggerjayne]

Olive cleans.

And ... sometimes ... preps up food and freezes it for me.

[Barmaid]

I always end up swearing at Delia. And my Delia recipe books have rude notes written in them about quantities etc. Give me one of the others anyday. Particularly Gordon who is kind of bad boy......